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Posted on 12th Jun 2008 19:01:44 PM | By Greg_the_CreativeOne
cemments 0 Comments | Category: Airplanes/Flying
Tags: honeymoon, chicago, lie, flight, plane

Honeymoon? No? Who cares, lie anyway.

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"My tip comes to those of you who love attention. For our honeymoon flight to Chicago (honeymoon was two weeks after the wedding), I persuaded my wife to wear a white "everyday" dress and a vail, and I was dressed in a suit with a white dress shirt. No tie. Walking to our flight we received great looks of congratulations. On the plane, we received kudos from fellow fliers, flight employees, even the captain of the plane. After landing, the attendant gave us a wedding present: a comp. bottle of cheap chardonnay! Awesome! In Chicago, people applauded us as we walked to a limo! We felt like royalty. But it was all topped off at the hotel... can you say free upgrade? The clerk gave us a room on the 16th floor with a view of Lake Michigan. If you and your significant other plan on flying... I say dress as if you were just married, wearing only a vail works fine, but sit back, enjoy the journey, and soak up all of the attention... you'll get a crap load of it. "
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